I don’t have much to say about this…
Just go a head and enjoy 
. . .
* There is no wind in the Balloon
*The girl with the mirror, come here! (ROFL)
*I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk :???:
*Rotate the ground 4 times,this is your punishment
*Drive carefully a mutton is crossing the road(meaning, a goat is crossing the road)
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
@Gowthaman,
I think this is a sad post. You know why ? Because you should have done an entire compilation
There are so many more. (I believe you typed these form your memory.)
“the Air Force coming in through the window”
“forming a straight circle”
“seeing you with my wife in the theatre”
“i only marry all my female staffs”
I actually did attend a symposium in his college and he was talking about looking smart where he said “put powder in your face and fart” We were literally on the floor. The Goondas were giving us looks.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Lot more. Here it goes
“I’ve two daughters both are girls”
“Stand in the straight circle”
I guess you remember that airtel super singer ” Nickel Matthew”, there was some function for him after winning the title, so he was called up to the podium and here it goes
“All are Nickel Matthew’s” actually the sentence should have been
“All should be like Nickel Matthew” haha great
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
NOt only jeppiar this fundae has been started in our coll too…by our new principal….
“Hey man who is your name”—-Victim myself
“You all clear isn’t it,Replied yes.How many arrears do you have the second one?”
April 4th, 2008 at 8:20 am
All fake may be you posting just for fun.
May be add this one which was commited by Arun in 2nd semester on writing a leave letter Starting,
“As i was absent tomoro i got fever”
April 4th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Hahahaha! Arun’s is even better!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Sir/Madam,
As I am studying in this college, I am suffering from headache. Kindly grant me one day’s leave.
Thanking you
I got away with that. beat that!!
April 5th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Thanks for the contributions guys :grin:
@Karthik, This one can beat yours!!! One of my class mates in school wrote this in an English exam in the Letter writing
” Dear …….
I am doing well, i hope you are also in the well
April 5th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Hey mine wasn’t in an exam. It was an actual leave letter.
Third year.
April 5th, 2008 at 10:19 am
@ Karthik
Arun’s is better than yours..
April 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
hehe….rofl
our principal told this during the committee meeting
he didnt know a boy’s name so he called him as
dai segappu settai…what do u think??
April 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
@hari
hey you left this one from Arun in the 6th sem.
He said “I went to Ashok nagar and again and again i was coming across
Udhayam pillar and Ashok Theatre”.
That should be Ashok pillar and Udhayam Theatre.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
@ Gany
Dude irrelevant here. We are talking about bad english and not timing comedies.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I read this ” PPP is a shortcut for payperpost” in some blog
when i told this to gautham , even he told ” Ya it is correct only”
:lol: 
April 11th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
You know why i told that.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Gowtham once called it Paperperpost.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Arrrrr…
50 damage by Marc
April 15th, 2008 at 10:22 am
1500 damage critical hit!
April 18th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
dude…
its already thr in many forward mails…
so post sme thng diffent like d one u posted abt d dead body near ur house…
July 13th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Once during a function there was current cut in our auditorium. All students shouted.. when current came he told..” in theatre current going shouting.. in college current going shouting.. but in house current going no shouting.. because parents beating”
July 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@ Madhu:
Rofl!!!
No one can beat his man.you study in satya bama??
July 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am
one more jepp jokes
“i saw two boys in theatre with my wife”
“girl girl no prob .boy boy no prob .girl boy always prob”
July 28th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
u guys r lucky to study in sathyabama…
laughed my ass off… yo
November 8th, 2008 at 11:22 am
well.. this one’s even funnier..
happened in ma college..
some students were standin outside the class for not bringing the mini drafter to college.. our PT master passed by and asked the students…
PT:dai enda veliya nikkara?(y r u guys standing outside)
stu:sir naanga drafter kondu varala.(we dint bring the drafter)
PT(shouts in anger):andha booka enda konduvarala?thimura??
(y dint u bring tat book??)
stu:sir adhu mini drafter..(sir its t mini drafter)
PT(interupts before the students could complete the sentence):
andha “chinna” booka kood kondu vara mudiyalaya ungalala???
(cant u bring even tat small book)
November 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
JPR QUOTES
“both of u two come here”
“open the window.let t atmosphere come in”
“stop the car.let t muttons cross”
“there is no wind in the ball”
“all of u form a straight circle”
“absentees stand up”
November 9th, 2008 at 7:03 am
@ Chickmagnet,
Im ROFL !!
Funny indeed
“absentees stand up”
:grin:
November 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Why would Jeppiar talk about balls, cars and absentees. Most of his ‘quotes’ are made up stuff, like Chuck Norris facts.
November 10th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Who Knows :???:
When someone 1st told me that Jerome ate 35 pooris in the college mess. I didn’t believe it. But when i saw him eat i believed
November 10th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Excellent example.
November 10th, 2008 at 11:38 am
35 poori???!!! in AIHT mess??!! :-o :-o
goodness!! did he have a bad stomach ache then?
November 10th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
This is Jerome. If there is any ache it will be for the pooris.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@marc
dude.. i havent heard him speak any of the lines i’ve mentioned..
i heard it from others.. and from the way he speaks(which i hear almost every year.. i’m in a jpr institute) those lines must be true to the core…
@gowtham
and 35 pooris??are u serious??
November 20th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
@Chickmagnet
Well you haven’t seen em eat
And if he had studied in any Jeppiar institution, i can’t imagine how he would have Ate for all those brilliant food your institution provide!
November 21st, 2008 at 8:56 am
I have heard him speak too but these are just recycled jokes attributed to him.
December 31st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
simply jeppiar is great he has ability to teach english for british people………………